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Valentine's Day Special

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thnksgiving rant stfu

Thu Nov 26, 2009, 3:17 AM
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haha its thanksgiving, thank god for days off!

Can't wait til I'm done with Universal Tech. I like it cuz its wut I do ya know? :D
I hate it cuz everyone thinks they're gangster.

This dud came fresh out of the marines and thinks he's badass because he's got a license to carry a concealed firearm.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Why do I laugh? Well because I come from Vermont; In Vermont you can carry a concealed firearm anyway. Its really not that big a deal.

Then theres a bunch of dumbasses revving their Hondas and calling my engine "slow" because my high flow filter heats the air and I'm loosing .000000000000001hp.......cuz ya know, an unaltered mint V8 producing 3 times as much power as their already decked out honda engines means means nothing. In case your wondering that was sarcasm haha!

I love it when they think their turbos in their tiny little crap boxes are awesome, nevermind the fact that they're waaaay to big for the engines and only pump out 3-5 pounds, therefore neutralizing the power gain by clogging the exhaust and loosing even more power, all for a net gain of negative 10 horsepower and successfully moving the power and torqgue curve so only 500rpms of it becomes usable, and making their usable power gasin about 102 horsies.

Should introduce them to something called an L67; fuck the H22A. Try this on for size, forged pistons, forged crank, high pressure injectors, 15 pounds of boost, and a massive 300 ft-lbs of torque at ~3k. Now, toss a ZZperformance intercooler, a pulley swap system, MSD ignition and wires, mantis tranny and your alrdy set for wrecking your car at 120 on the highway while "racing" your buddies. And by "racing" I mean weaving in and out of traffic and making a bad name for yourself and the state who gave you plates to put on your car just so you can prove that you wasted more money that could have supported your family on a silly M90 Gen V. :)

See I learned my lesson the day I hit that ditch at 120mph and soon realizing the mess we caused when 3 state boys and a deputy came screaming past me soon after; pursuing my buddy in his Civic. This shit is real and this shit is scary. I only escaped because I never modified my exterior, they didn't see what happened around that corner, they didnt see me duck thru that u turn to the other side of the highway going the wrong way til the exit ramp and then loop de loop onto the back road. It doesnt matter how well you build you damn car, the 3000hp dragster that have to rebuild their engine after every 1/4 mile will always be the best. Street racing is stupid. stock car racing is redundant. Rally is my goal. Its all about the get up and go from the turns, its all about the handling. Its a challenge too because you have to stay within certain speeds and certain times. So much of a challenge that it requires 2 people. :3

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  • Current Residence: Ma
  • Favourite movie: Transformers, Iron Man, Fast and The Furious: Tokyo Drift
  • Favourite band or musician: Blink-182, The Offspring, Lynyrd Skynyrd, +44, Avenged Sevenfold, Powerman 5000, Rise Against
  • Favourite genre of music: Anything Rock.
  • Favourite style of art: the artistic kind ._.
  • Operating System: spam
  • MP3 player of choice: Power Acoustik
  • Shell of choice: Revolution
  • Favourite game: Super Smash Bros Brawl
  • Favourite gaming platform: I dont really have one
  • Favourite cartoon character: Son Goku
  • Personal Quote: I had a dream, but then I woke up.
  • Tools of the Trade: Creative Suite 3 Master Collection Corporate Edition (completly unneccesary), pencil, paper

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:iconkllr:
Game, you lost it.

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What made Elmo snap? Was he tired of Big Bird's crap?
:iconsmashmaster00:
haha wtf

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I had a dream...but then I woke.......
:iconkllr:
I might be, I just wanted to know if I could log in again if I ever wanted to go back.

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What made Elmo snap? Was he tired of Big Bird's crap?
:iconkllr:
TORRALBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

What's up dude?

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What made Elmo snap? Was he tired of Big Bird's crap?
:iconsmashmaster00:
oi! I was wondering if you were ever gonna be on DA again! :D
:iconbobbyrock:
i decline
the power track
the look in your eyes
dry skin of your cheeks
when i pass by your feet
dirt is nothing but your child
holding an early stopage to my speed


..the 3rd and concluding stanza to the song i wrote in the work that you just faved.
Just my way of appreciating...

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:iconsmashmaster00:
Wonderful! It us an excellent song to go along with the deviation! :)
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:iconsmashmaster00:
It is an excellent photograph of a beautiful car.

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